Watch out, he gon' bite ya dick off. Also, this blog is pretty trashy, but at the same time extremely classy.


when you’re the only well behaved kid in the whole class


People are so obnoxious… This guy got on the bus and sat in the seat in front of me… My seat was empty so he put his backpack on my seat… Then some kid sat next to me ( i think he threw his backpack in the floor :D)… But anyway my head was laying on the seat and all if a sudden i feel something hit my head and of course its his arm -.- and he wont move it ugh he he indirectly bothered me in middle school now i have to deal w/ him on the bus … Great


hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan


"iOS 8 update" image “the update cannot be installed because it requires 4.7 GB of storage”



me when i come across receipts of my fave being problematic



For those that are interested and weren’t aware, the Super Smash Bros for 3DS demo is available in the eShop today!


congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing



when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life


Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.